follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

petal-ghoul:

Gender is canceled.
Go back to bed.

nnoitragilga:

FACT halloween was created in order to train kids for the SKELETON WAR

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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theonion:

Tense Party Enters Third Hour Of Unplayed Acoustic Guitar Leaning Against Wall
ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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"Our parents plant mental and emotional seeds in us—seeds that grow as we do. In some families, these are seeds of love, respect, and independence. But in many others, they are seeds of fear, obligation, or guilt."
Susan Forward (via shogo-kawada) ←

thecosmosmadeconscious:

I decided to get this tattoo last week. It, in case you didn’t know, is the pulsar map that was on Pioneer 10/11 as well as on the Voyager golden record. The lines and dashes represent binary code which spell out the frequency and period of the radio wave emissions (which is unique to each pulsar), and the longer line represents the distance from our star to the center of the Milky Way. Supposedly, if an alien civilization were to find the record they could find our solar system based on the 14 pulsars that have been mapped out. A tribute to Carl…and I suppose it will come in handy when finding my way back home.

"The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins."
Soren Kierkegaard (via lyrexz) ←

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

recentgooglesearches:

top ten celebrities you didnt know were 100% worms

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it